White Chicks (2004) was okay. It wasn't as funny as I had hoped, but there were a few good bits. I liked when they were breakdancing and that's about it. There's a good bit in the car where they are getting down to some rap music, and the guy getting down in the club with the whistle. That's about it though. I think we had Nick on a suicide watch for a little bit because it was not going so well. I don't think the Wayans do a good white girl impression at all, and they don't seem to know what it is about girls in general that is funny. Maybe if they had David Alan Greer... I mean there's a lot more material out there, go see Legally Blonde or something if you want to see what's funny about blonde girls. As IF!
// posted by from boston, massachusetts @
11:51 PM
After the Sunset (2004) was not as good as the
The tailor of Panama. The movie moved too slowly, and I really thought the main characters were both schmucks. Salma Hayek was too good for the role she had to play. Lots of gratuitous cleavage shots, for both men and women. I don't think Pierce Brosnan buttoned on a shirt the whole movie, and there was a lot of gay innuendo that would have been funnier if Roger Moore was involved. If you're looking for a story about paradise and hiding diamonds in the rough, I would recommend
Boat Trip instead, because its what you do on a gay cruise. (wave hands!). Seriously, there was very little entertainment going on here, mainly because the plot really dragged on and the character development was really choppy.
// posted by from boston, massachusetts @
9:57 PM
